What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Being vegan made me bloated, exhausted, and foggy—until I finally figured out what I was doing wrong - VegOut

No go.

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Quia perspiciatis sed qui quidem voluptas excepturi possimus.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What disturbed you today?

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Crashed lander looks back at Earth from the moon photo of the day for June 10, 2025 - Space

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

What have I done wrong? How can I start over?

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Inhibitory Neurons May Hold the Key to Spatial Learning and Memory - Neuroscience News

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

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